პოსტი “ფეისბუქიდამ”

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stories in the life of a cat mom….

me: i literally just about puked this morning
Jawad: yeah that smell is deadly lol even kaka couldnt stand it lol
me: first of all there was kaki’s runny poop and another poop in there already it STANKKKKKKKKKKKK like god knows. then kaka was pooping and he ran out and im like where is his poop…?
Jawad: hahahaahahahahaha
me: and then while he’s galloping in the bathroom i hear something trailing behind him like soda cans
Jawad: ewwwwwww
me: ………….! it streaked the floors, then i picked him up and faced his butt to the sink and it streaked the sink…i had to pull his poop out, then throw all that away, clean the floors and the sink, then sanitize

on top of it i feel like SHIT. woke up with the worst sore throat and severe coughing
and my nose wouldn’t stop running.

About bulandawaaz

Activities: movies, reading a smorgsbord of interesting information, hanging out with my friends, eating out, cooking, reading :D Interests: music shairi/poetry, psychology, mehndi, choorian, stand up comedy, photography, analyzing, researching, critiquing GUYLIAN CHOCOLATES hee hee Favorite Music: anything old ghazal type, Gavin McGraw, Edwin McCain, Gwen Stefani, Yaani, Dj Aqeel, Billy Joel, Led Zeplin, Pink FLoyd, Deep Purple, depeche mode, def leppard, One Republic, Wale Favorite TV Shows: That 70's Show, Will and Grace, Friends, CSI, Nip Tuck, Favorite Movies: UP, Benjamin Button, Meet Joe Black, Next, Crash, Mystic River, Big Fish, Passion of the Christ, F-911, Back to the Future, Da Vinci, Corporate, Fanaa, The River Runs Through It, Seven Years in Tibet, BORAT! Favorite Books: Blink Kite Runner City of Light Little Women Da Vinci Code State of Fear faraway bride... Stupid White Men Dude Wheres my country? Its called a break up because its BROKEN Favorite Quotations: "My family is dysfunctional and my parents won't empower me. Consequently I'm not self actualized." I love Il Canale's pizza...and hashim mamoo's mutton biryani !! i love cocking my eyebrows and smirking i love my apartment i sing a lot, especially in the shower, im in tune but my lyrics are always wrong!!!!! google up the degeneration of the Y chromosome

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